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Dr. Milton Epstein was a renowned physician who earned his undergraduate, graduate, and medical degrees in his home town and then left for Manhattan,
where he quickly rose to the top of his field.
Soon he was invited to deliver a significant paper, at a conference, coincidentally held in his home town. He walked on stage and placed his papers on the lectern,
but they slid off onto the floor. As he bent over to retrieve them, at precisely the wrong instant, he inadvertently farted. The microphone amplified his mistake resoundingly through the room and reverberated it down the hall!
He was quite embarrassed but somehow regained his composure just enough to deliver his paper. He ignored the resounding applause and raced out the stage door,
never to be seen in his home town again.
Decades later, when his elderly mother was ill, he returned to visit her. He reserved a hotel room under the name of Levy and arrived under cover of darkness.
The desk clerk asked him, "Is this your first visit to our city, Mr.. Levy?" Dr. Epstein replied, "Well, young man, no, it isn't.I grew up here and received my education here,
but then I moved away."
Why haven't you visited?" asked the desk clerk.
Actually, I did visit once, many years ago, but an embarrassing thing happened and since then I've been too ashamed to return."
The clerk consoled him. "Sir, while I don't have your life experience, one thing I have learned is that often what seems embarrassing to me isn't even remembered by others.
I bet that's true of your incident too."
Dr. Epstein replied, "Son, I doubt that's the case with my incident."
"Was it a long time ago?"
"Yes, many years."



The clerk asked, "Was it before or after the Epstein Fart?"

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Mark Gleason Comment by Mark Gleason on November 24, 2009 at 12:37pm
Copper wire facts:
After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York Scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion, that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.
Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, a California archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, A story in the LA Times read: "California archaeologists, finding of 200 year old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers"
One week later. A local newspaper in Mississippi reported the following: "After digging as deep as 30 feet in his pasture near Kiln Mississippi , Bubba , a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Bubba has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, Mississippi had already gone wireless".

Just makes you proud to live in Mississippi!

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Bill Vasko Comment by Bill Vasko on November 4, 2009 at 10:55am
Ehhh....... ;-)

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Mark Gleason Comment by Mark Gleason on November 4, 2009 at 10:07am
Bar Competition

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried over time (weight-lifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody could do it.



One day this scrawny little man came into the bar, wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit, and said in a tiny squeaky voice " I'd like to try the bet" After the laughter had died down, the bartender said OK, grabbed a lemon, and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man.



But the crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass. As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the $1000, and asked the little man "what do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weight-lifter, or what?" The man replied "I work for the IRS."
Duncan Pike/SPS Comment by Duncan Pike/SPS on October 5, 2009 at 7:42pm
I was 11 so ... whatever my mom sent me with. Don't remember!
Mark Gleason Comment by Mark Gleason on October 5, 2009 at 5:04pm
Good story there Duncan! What pot luck dish did you bring? LOL!!!
Duncan Pike/SPS Comment by Duncan Pike/SPS on October 5, 2009 at 12:00am
Funny event... funny event...At the end of hockey season the year I was 11, we had a pot luck as our team wind-up party. Oddly, however, it was held at a restaurant!
Mark Gleason Comment by Mark Gleason on October 4, 2009 at 11:26pm
Come on fellow members .. I challenge you to post a new and funnier joke or event!!
 

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